(NOTE: The following is a jab at the infamous chain-letter messages we all see flying around the Internet on a regular basis.)
"Okay, so there's this guy named Herp D. Derperson who went and and got himself murdered by an irate woman because he got the last Pumpkin Spice Latte in a nearby Starbucks. Now his ghost roams about to try and get any su-I mean, people to spread the word about his death to bring his murderer to justice. If you don't post this message to over 9000 people, several potheads will decide to use your house as a Pokestop and some crazy-ass woman will charge at you screaming about Pumpkin Spice Lattes and checking one's privilege."
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